TOP 30 THINGS LUKE COULD ANSWER TO

"LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER"

  1. Oh, boy. Al, get me out of here now!! (reference to "Quantom leap")
  2. Gee, *what* was Mom thinking?
  3. My breath is better than yours!
  4. You owe me at least 20 years worth of birthday presents!
  5. So, I inherit your loot when you die huh?
  6. James Earl Jones is my father?
  7. Does this mean I get to work for CNN too?
  8. (mutters) Ben, you're dead meat.
  9. *WHINEWHINEWHINE* WAAAH! I WANNA WAKE UP!
  10. Father ... I am ... THE JOKER!! (insane laughter)
  11. Daddy!!
  12. Ok, who wrote this???
  13. Ok, let me get this strait ... you and my mom ...
  14. *luke gets a calculator* lets see, that's Christmas, birthdays and all other holiday presents ... you owe me $20,000 bucks!
  15. Then why'd you cut my hand off?? (one of my favorite answers)
  16. Oh no!! I'm gonna end up a walking pile of junk when I get old!
  17. *sarcasm* Happy ... Happy ... Happy ... *Weeeeeeeeee*
  18. What about Simba?
  19. Where's my lawyer? This is child abuse.
  20. Does that mean I get all your loot and Executioner when u die?
  21. Um, April Fools Day was last week.
  22. Hey, that must mean my name is really 'Lord Skywalker' - cool!
  23. "Father?" George Lucas, you're dead meat!
  24. Wait til I tell 'National Enquirer' - I'll be rich.
  25. Ah, that's why I was born with a 'Made in Taiwan' birthmark.
  26. Haha, next you'll say that Leia is my sister.
  27. No you're not -see, Mom and Obi had this relationship and ...
  28. Right, I want my own Death Star.
  29. Suddenly I want to do some cordless bungy jumping.
  30. For a second there I thought you said 'mother' (another good one)

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